Early 34th

So since, like always, I have to work on
my birthday... we celebrated early.
Here are two of my favorite presents of all time.

Presents, presents, presents

I love birthdays.
You should see what was in these things.

MMMMMMMMMM

Like Homer says....
Tiramisu.... AHHHHHHHHHH....

Thanks Mommy

Mommy is so diligent at helping me get ready to go out.

How else is a girl supposed to learn.

It's no wonder these older boys keep looking at me.

Don't they realize I'm not into older men?

I mean really... what are they... 4? 4 and a half?

Geezers! I swear!

10 more minutes Daddy... I'm almost done

How is a girl supposed to beautify herself for a night

out on the town when she is rushed incessantly?!

Now... what nail was I on? Oh yes....

AWWW... 3 Generations

Kisses for Gramma El

No Fair!

Papa Murry!

You can't tickle a girl 6 feet up in the air!

I can't even hope to run away!

Boy... you all look like little ants from up here

Minnie Me and Minnie Her

They don't realize that they're the beginning

of a new cloning eugenics program.

See we're even feeding them

subliminal messages through the TV

It's the shoes

Don't worry Nanners

You're not that much shorter

I'm just wearing shoes

I'll hold those for you Mr. Earnhardt

Dude... next time don't forget the deoderant

before the big 2 hour race man

AAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!

Oh come on!

What can possibly happen?

Here... let me show you....

Great Minds Think Alike

Two of the greatest minds in history

Oh yeah... and Ben Franklin too

MUAHAHAHAHA!!!!

I got a better idea Georgie!

Too bad his new advisor didn't join 7 years sooner.

Perhaps the party wouldn't look like

a bunch of monkeys picking their noses

I'll get that for you

When the Commander in Chief tells you to

do him a favor... you do it!

Dang Traffic!

Here's Daniel flying the police chopper at Circus Circus

Traffic is so heavy on the strip

This has got to be a faster way

to get from point A to point B

Pool Time!

Fine Daniel

You can have the floaties

but I get the foam pool toys